Chuck Norris never gets a syntax error. Instead, the language gets a DoesNotConformToChuck error. What is better: To be born good, or to overcome one's evil nature through great effort? Come on, live a little... while you can! Chuck Norris' preferred IDE is hexedit. Holy Contributing to the Delinquency of Minors We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on? Pie. Whoever invented the pie? Here was a great person. Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.

Alla till mig!

Through the darkness of future's past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... "Fire... walk with me."