Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! My father taught me an important lesson many years ago. He said, 'Gwinlin, you have the whole world before you. Go out and experience it... be whatever you want to be.' So I took his advice, and here I am. This life might not look like much to you, but I'm content, and isn't that all that matters? Holy Interplanetary Yardstick Nothing burns like the cold. Kul Wahad! No woman-child ever withstood that much! Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Welcome to the League of Draven. And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself.

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time.