And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. Hello Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again? Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light. That's gotta sting. NOM NOM NOM May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

This sounds like something The One True Morty might say.

They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident.