The road goes ever on and on Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is not. In this war, a danger there is, of losing who we are. Do. Or do not. There is no try. There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after. Sometimes life puts you in difficult circumstances you didn't choose. But being happy or unhappy is a choice you make, and I've chosen to make the best of things that I can. Sometimes life puts you in difficult circumstances you didn't choose. But being happy or unhappy is a choice you make, an...

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