I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time. There is no escape — we pay for the violence of our ancestors. Who wants some Draven? Heheheh. I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct. Behold the might of the shadow isles. Whatever your tastes, Magrathea can cater for you. We are not proud. They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate...

Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.