Course! From a group of Lybian Nationalists They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn I gave them a shiny bomb caseing full of used pinball machine parts! Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! if you’ve never been through a matter transference beam before you’ve probably lost some salt and protein. The beer you had should have cushioned your system a bit. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light. Dong zhu! Buxu zou! I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that com...

Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side?

Chuck Norris' programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.