I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. It's high noon. Whatever your tastes, Magrathea can cater for you. We are not proud. Command must always look confident. All that faith riding on your shoulders while you sit in the critical seat and never show it. Weddings are basically funerals with cake. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. To attempt an understanding of Muad'Dib without understanding his mortal enemies, the Harkonnens, is to attempt seeing Truth without knowing Falsehood. It is the attempt to see the Light without knowing Darkness. It cannot be. It's fine, everything is fine. Theres an infinite number of realities Morty and in a few dozen of those I got lucky and turned everything back to normal. Never underestimate the power of the Scout's code.

You impossible fool. What possessed you to think I would suggest a meeting here, of all places?

But first things first. To the death!