Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin? When we understand the events that occur to us, the events become history. History is understanding. Otherwise we are all just dumb animals trying to get in out of the cold. This isn't Game of Thrones, Morty. I knew Yueh's wife. I was the one who broke his Imperial conditioning. I've thought of many pleasures with you. It is perhaps better that you die in the innards of a worm. Desire clouds my reason. That is not good. That is bad. Radiation suit? Of course. 'Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars. Whether a gesture’s charming or alarming, depends on how it’s received. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble. Never underestimate the power of the Scout's code. Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again.

Dong zhu! Buxu zou!

No more terrible disaster could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a Hero.