Anyway, your Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into the house. He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, and my heart just went out to him. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions... and have them return. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE! Men and their works have been a disease on the surface of their planets before now. Nature tends to compensate for diseases, to remove or encapsulate them, to incorporate them into the system in her own way. Where there's life there's hope. Usul has called a big one. Again, it is the legend. The North remembers. Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!

Chuck Norris is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe.

He shall know your ways as if born to them.