I'm the devil. What should I do when I fail? Give myself an ice cream? Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever. Words are in my not-so-humble opinion, the most inexhaustible form of magic we have, capable both of inflicting injury and remedying it. Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. Will you open up the exit hatch, please, computer? I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition. Holy Cofax You Mean STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!

COOPER, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA.

Never forget who you are. The rest of the world won't. Wear it like an armor and it can never be used against you.