Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI. No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException. Eight-year-olds, Dude. Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride. Die! Die! Die! Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want. Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds. That's gotta sting. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

This isn't Game of Thrones, Morty.

Where did you go to, if I may ask?' said Thorin to Gandalf as they rode along. To look ahead,' said he. And what brought you back in the nick of time?' Looking behind,' said he.