We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past. Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9. Why walk when you can ride? Never should have come here. Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Ready to set the world on fire... You're late! Do you have no concept of time? It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. Anonymous methods and anonymous types are really all called Chuck Norris. They just don't like to boast.

What if I send in the tape and they don't like it? I mean, what if they say I'm no good? What if they say 'Get outta here, kid. You got no future'? I mean, I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I'm starting to sound like my...

The Dude abides.