Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born. He shall know your ways as if born to them. A dead man, surely, no longer requires that water. The Dude abides. You will find only what you bring in. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. No lollygagin How about a drink? It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

Through the darkness of future's past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... "Fire... walk with me."

Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social c...