Treasure the gifts of friendship. Seek joy and inspiration in the mysteries of love. Have you seen my Bear Tibbers? Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand? He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE! There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night. Here ya go!

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.

That gum you like is going to come back in style.