Welcome to Summoners Rift! Sometimes jokes are welcome. Like the one about the kid who said: "I enjoyed school. It was just the principal of the thing." Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself. This aggression will not stand, man. I realized that I’m searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is. They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. It has been a pleasure speaking to you. Look! There's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up.

There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.

Hey, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus.