Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. A man, a woman and a yordle walk into the sun. They die! Because it burns them alive? heh heh heh heh May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks. What are you looking at, butthead? And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. Never forget who you are. The rest of the world won't. Wear it like an armor and it can never be used against you. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. Holy Contributing to the Delinquency of Minors if you’ve never been through a matter transference beam before you’ve probably lost some salt and protein. The beer you had should have cushioned your system a bit.

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his l...