There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. I realized that I’m searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is. It has been a pleasure speaking to you. He killed them! All of those people! We… we have to get him before he gets us! We have to kill that murdering swine! Through the darkness of future's past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... "Fire... walk with me." I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time. Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. Will you open up the exit hatch, please, computer? Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride.

Don’t Panic

Chuck Norris can access private methods.