Feel the force! It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. I don't get it and I don't need to. That does put a damper on our relationship. Pass into the Iris. Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a F1 key, the computer asks him for help. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. The road goes ever on and on

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions... and have them return.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.