Who's President of the United States in 1985? Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then whose vice president? Jerry Lewis? Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move. My right arm is a lot stronger than my left. Vendetta, he says, using the ancient tongue. The art of kanly is still alive in the Universe. He does not wish to meet or speak with you. Kul Wahad! No woman-child ever withstood that much! Chuck Norris' beard is immutable. Діри? Слизької? Дім мій це! Chuck Norris can read all encrypted data, because nothing can hide from Chuck Norris.

May the hair on your toes never fall out!

Oh Summer, haha first race war, huh?