Earth: Mostly Harmless You impossible fool. What possessed you to think I would suggest a meeting here, of all places? Men and their works have been a disease on the surface of their planets before now. Nature tends to compensate for diseases, to remove or encapsulate them, to incorporate them into the system in her own way. MAY A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA. WE'VE ALL HAD OUR SOCKS TOSSED AROUND. Calmer than you are. Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes The King's stinken son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a rotten subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pore lemon juice on it. We're closed! You know, this is — excuse me — a damn fine cup of coffee!

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned!

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.