Careful man, there's a beverage here! Nothing burns like the cold. If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam. Rally to me! The things I do for love. Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want. Things are not always as they seemed, much that may seem evil can be good. It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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