You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light. He cares more about his men than the Spice. I have to admit, against my better judgement, I like this Duke. Activating Self Destruct Sequence. I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard Morty then it slowly fades leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle Morty, rise above, focus on science. We'll never survive. Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has. But Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months. Pass into the Iris. Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World Ho...

Holy Bunions

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again.