There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her. Captain Teemo on duty. Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam. ...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying. Traditionally, science fairs are a father/son thing. Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing. Alla till mig! What happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something? Where are my testicles, Summer? Chuck Norris doesn't believe in floating point numbers because they can't be typed on his binary keyboard.

Defy Noxus and taste your own blood.

Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond. It's cold, and hard, and brilliant.