Evolution? they said to themselves, Who needs it? He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE! What is better: To be born good, or to overcome one's evil nature through great effort? It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane. Weddings are basically funerals with cake. Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. How about a drink? Готовий ти? Що знаєш про готовність ти? Welcome to the League of Draven.

The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar.

Holy Guacamole