Scram, McFly. I'm cuttin' in. Will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out — will it ever end? The answer, of course, is yes. One day the sadness will end. Never forget who you are. The rest of the world won't. Wear it like an armor and it can never be used against you. Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word. Chuck Norris' beard is immutable. Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! So then you have no frame of reference here Donny. You're like a child who wonders into the middle of a movie. Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Holy Hole In A Donut

Damn! I'm late for school!

By my will, this shall be finished!