Where there's life there's hope. Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. You are entering a world of pain. Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are! Pluto's a planet. Quantum cryptography does not work on Chuck Norris. When something is being observed by Chuck it stays in the same state until he's finished. She's dead... Wrapped in plastic. Chuck Norris doesn't have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn. Vendetta, he says, using the ancient tongue. The art of kanly is still alive in the Universe. He does not wish to meet or speak with you.

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen.