On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons. Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions... and have them return. Aw, c'mon Rick. That doesn't seem so bad. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light. Harry, is that bag smiling? Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. Superstitions sometimes have strange roots and stranger branchings HI! I'M MR MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME!

Hmm. In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side.

Holy Voltage