Who the hell is John F. Kennedy? Chuck Norris doesn't program with a keyboard. He stares the computer down until it does what he wants. We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past. A human can control his instincts. Your instinct will be to draw your hand out of the box. You do, you die. It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. Chuck Norris doesn't need a java compiler, he goes straight to .war V.I. Lenin. Vladimir! Ilyich! Ulyanov! Knowledge could be more valuable than gold, more deadly than a dagger. You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be.

Look, you're not gonna be picking a fight, Dad... Dad-Dad-Daddy-O.

Biff. What a character. Always trying to get away with something. I've had to stay on top of Biff ever since high school. Although, if it wasn't for him...