42 "It works on my machine" always holds true for Chuck Norris. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Where there's life there's hope. Holy Hoodwink So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. You're a wizard, Harry. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.

The programs that Chuck Norris writes don't have version numbers because he only writes them once. If a user reports a bug or has a feature request they don't live to see the sun set.

I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time.