It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. Will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out — will it ever end? The answer, of course, is yes. One day the sadness will end. Chuck Norris doesn't get compiler errors, the language changes itself to accommodate Chuck Norris. May the hair on your toes never fall out! Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride. Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. Aww, gee, you got me there Rick. Activating Self Destruct Sequence. There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.

Chuck Norris' beard is immutable.

Die! Die! Die!