KHAJIIT HAS WARES, IF YOU HAVE COIN Since when can weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future? Those are date palms. One date palm requires forty liters of water a day. A man requires but eight liters. A palm, then, equals five men. There are twenty palms out there—one hundred men. Snuffles was my slave name, you can call me snowball because my fur is pretty and white. There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. We are men of action. Lies do not become us. There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air. Holy Paderewski In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

COOPER, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA.

Hey, Biff, get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown.