Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. Here ya go! There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her. We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.

I don't wanna talk. I wanna shoot.

Chuck Norris has root access to your system.