There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen. I don't get it and I don't need to. You may think I've gone insane... but I promise. I will kill again. I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? You're like Hitler, except...Hitler cared about Germany, or something. Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread. Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

Holy Hailstorm

Parts of the inside of her head screamed at other parts of the inside of her head.