Chuck Norris doesn't need a java compiler, he goes straight to .war Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. May the hair on your toes never fall out! Sometimes jokes are welcome. Like the one about the kid who said: "I enjoyed school. It was just the principal of the thing." Sheggorath, you are the Skooma Cat, for what is crazier than a cat on skooma? You're our boy dog, don't even trip. Джедаю речі непотрібні ці Chuck Norris doesn't program with a keyboard. He stares the computer down until it does what he wants. Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

Tonight we hunt!

V.I. Lenin. Vladimir! Ilyich! Ulyanov!