All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. Whatever your tastes, Magrathea can cater for you. We are not proud. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. Chuck Norris can use GOTO as much as he wants to. Telling him otherwise is considered harmful. He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots, too. Lorraine, you ever have a kid who acts that way, I'll disown you. Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. There is no need to try catching Chuck Norris' exceptions for recovery; every single throw he does is fatal. Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

Freeze! Don't move!

The road goes ever on and on