Children, listen as the shadows cross your sleeping hutch, And the village sleeps away, streets emptied of the crowds, And the moons do balefully glare through the nightly clouds, And the graveyard's people rest, we hope, in eternal sleep, Listen and you'll hear the whispered tap of the footsteps creep, Then pray you'll never feel the Worm King's awful touch. Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a F1 key, the computer asks him for help. As you wish. You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. Motivating people, forcing them to your will, gives you a cynical attitude towards humanity. It degrades everything it touches. Go home and drink, grandpa. Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he trea...

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