I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time. Okay, thank you. That's enough. Hold it now. Hold it. Hold it, fellas. I'm afraid you're just too darn loud. Next, please. Bring in the next group, please. Who wants a piece of the champ?! The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life. You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. Whatever your tastes, Magrathea can cater for you. We are not proud. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the...

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Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself.