The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life. Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. You will find your own path. Take care... there will be blood and death before the end. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. Chuck Norris has root access to your system. Who's President of the United States in 1985? Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then whose vice president? Jerry Lewis?

They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident.

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