Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. That just sounds like slavery with extra steps. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Use the first moments in study. You may miss an opportunity for quick victory this way, but the moments of study are insurance of success. Take your time and be sure. Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! 'You have nice manners for a thief and a liar,' said the dragon. Those are date palms. One date palm requires forty liters of water a day. A man requires but eight liters. A palm, then, equals five men. There are twenty palms out there—one hundred men. Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up. I don't wanna talk. I wanna shoot.

Take that, you mutated son of a bitch!

The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar.