Chuck Norris doesn't have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn. In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Sometimes life puts you in difficult circumstances you didn't choose. But being happy or unhappy is a choice you make, and I've chosen to make the best of things that I can. The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. Not Draven; Draaaaven. May the hair on your toes never fall out! Behold as a wild ass in the desert go I forth to my work Відповідальність велику несе джедай, розум мати повинен My right arm is a lot stronger than my left.

Chuck Norris' addition operator doesn't commute; it teleports to where he needs it to be.

What you do not smell is called Iocane Power.