Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself. 'You have nice manners for a thief and a liar,' said the dragon. Have fun storming the castle! He shall know your ways as if born to them. Holy Hollywood I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard Morty then it slowly fades leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle Morty, rise above, focus on science. Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Holy Shrinkage Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions... and have them return.

There's that word again. 'Heavy.' Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

Activating Self Destruct Sequence.