Відповідальність велику несе джедай, розум мати повинен Existence is pain to a meeseeks Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain. COOPER, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA. Use the first moments in study. You may miss an opportunity for quick victory this way, but the moments of study are insurance of success. Take your time and be sure. Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Chuck Norris does not use exceptions when programming. He has not been able to identify any of his code that is not exceptional. Holy Matador Chuck Norris never gets a syntax error. Instead, the language gets a DoesNotConformToChuck error.

Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social c...

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.