Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! There is nothing regular about Chuck Norris' expressions. It's easier to be terrified by an enemy you admire. Eight-year-olds, Dude. Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand? Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Stella! Another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car! Come on out here! Help me take him in the house! Nano Boost administered. Why walk when you can ride?

Holy Harem

Geill do mo thoil!