Holy Jaw Breaker Through the darkness of future's past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... "Fire... walk with me." Chuck Norris' protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands. Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris points to null, null quakes in fear.

When Chuck Norris points to null, null quakes in fear.

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