They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. Where there's life there's hope. Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! It’s just, eventually we’re all gonna move on. It’s called growing up. We'll never survive. Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has. V.I. Lenin. Vladimir! Ilyich! Ulyanov! Well, you're safe and sound now, back in good old 1955. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. And I don't like you...jerk-off. Chuck Norris doesn't get compiler errors, the language changes itself to accommodate Chuck Norris.

Captain Teemo on duty.

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.