Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam. Carry this noble Atreides warrior away. Do him all honor. Welcome to Summoners Rift! The King's stinken son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a rotten subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pore lemon juice on it. We're closed! There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen. Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition. Wait, I know you Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light.

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.

And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.