Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! I have no idea where this will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after. I'm more than just a hammer. There are no heroes...in life, the monsters win. Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless. Die! Die! Die! Not Draven; Draaaaven. My right arm is a lot stronger than my left.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born.