Holy Blank Cartridge if you’ve never been through a matter transference beam before you’ve probably lost some salt and protein. The beer you had should have cushioned your system a bit. Snuffles was my slave name, you can call me snowball because my fur is pretty and white. Holy Paraffin It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet. By my will, this shall be finished! Welcome to Summoners Rift!

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.