A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct. May the hair on your toes never fall out! Welcome to the League of Draven. All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes Where are my testicles, Summer? Evolution? they said to themselves, Who needs it? Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry! We are created to serve a single purpose, for which we go to any lengths to fulfill. I am the walrus When Chuck Norris presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete, worldwide computer restart is initiated.

Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.

It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.