In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is not. In this war, a danger there is, of losing who we are. Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe, because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets. There is no need to try catching Chuck Norris' exceptions for recovery; every single throw he does is fatal. You're like Hitler, except...Hitler cared about Germany, or something. But first things first. To the death! Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. Y...

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